On Walking Under the Awning of The Absurd
April 12, 2006 by discocisco
I just got a piece of spam from someone named "meatpig".
Maybe because I’m totally exhausted and somewhat delirious, I am overwhelmed by what will hopefully be a short-term fear that a man with a mask and a machete — named meatpig, of course — is waiting me for me downstairs in the lobby. I was really looking forward to leaving the building for lunch today, but I don’t know if I’m half the man I would need to be in order to do just that.
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Hell, that’s nothin’. I once saw someone on a message board with the plucky little username of ‘niggerfuk’. Charming.
fear or fantasy? there’s something vaguely hot about a masked man named meatpig lying in wait holding something long and curved.
oh, right, meatpig, heard about that dude… didn’t he hang out with the happy pig over at Rousseau’s Roustabout about a block over from the Augean stable?
Um. I think that was his girlfriend.