On The Old You
October 4, 2005 by discocisco
If you ever get into a situation where someone is talking to you about the “old you” and “new you,” know that you are about to be unequivocally and irreversibly fucked.
If you haven’t checked out the Onion this week, do it.
Funny — redefined and then flipped over and taken from behind. That’s how funny it is.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40976
But if your walls crumble under the weight of satire, you should probably just sit at home and take a hard look at that.
I do not support the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. She looks like a St. Bernard on Dexatrim. No more uglies on the Supreme Court. Pretty soon we’ll have the most unfuckable judicial branch in the entire solar system. Doesn’t anybody care?
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I’d say I care, but I’m too ugly…
A. You aren’t ugly. At least not on the outside.
B. You’d have to let Justices Scalia and Thomas fuck your face daily for, like, two decades to end up looking as haggard as that poor, poor woman.
Working at Wells ages people prematurely… I put on a good 30 years since I saw you a few months ago.