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On Establishing The New Within

September 23, 2005 by discocisco

I’ve lost the will to live. At least I haven’t lost the will to destroy the lives of others. That would be tragic.

I learned three chords on the guitar yesterday: E, A, and D. The big-haired man on the instructional DVD insists that this is the gateway to – as he posited, without reservations – thousands of songs. I trust him. Anyone who walks through the world with a cardigan pulled over a Sniper concert t-shirt knows about those gateways. The mullet-mohawk is as good any rock credential. The only things he could do to make me revere his rock-god status more than I already do, potentially, is to have sex with me against my will and to steal my money to buy drinks for other men. He is my DVD guitar teacher, and I love him.

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on 23 Sep 2005 at 12:12 pm1 Cor-Cor

Rock on for the DVD guitar Teacher!!!! You Should show me the ropes on playing the guitar when you learn. I can bring mine to work and we can jam out with our bad selves. LOL! We should make a song about shikai Products with the tune of the kinks song “Lola” that would be great!!!
on 25 Sep 2005 at 2:39 pm2 Kaija

fu-huck that. come visit me and I’ll teach you how to play, shortly after we can write a song, about scones or silly hats. or maybe about how wal*mart is now selling sex toys.

how intriguing an adventure.
on 25 Sep 2005 at 4:26 pm3 Chris

you should just have me teach you how to play guitar. i’ve even got the rock-star faux-hawk, although i don’t think i have any cardigans anymore.
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