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On the Delicate Balance

August 6, 2005 by discocisco

Some people smoke weed to have a good time. Others smoke cigarettes and cigars. Still others smoke crack.

All of this concerns me.

Man is a creature of habit until he dies it’s slave. Habit is a flesh-eating mistress.

Truth be told, I’m not that worried about people’s need for tobacco, marijuana, or – dare I say it – their need for speed. I’m worried about a much more prevalent and insidious habit – one which more fundamentally threatens our ability to enjoy the freedoms inherent to our world and implied in a majority of contemporary constitutional treatises: the habit of smoking only tobacco, marijuana or crack.

As a society, we have become obsessed with ONLY smoking these substances.

The truth of the matter is that smoking just about anything will get you high.

The revolution begins when our respective matrices of reality are devoured by the flames of anything.

Your next high may be sitting right in your living room as you read this. What may have appeared to be a common black laquered coffee table may actually be the future of fun, for you.

Try it. Look around your room, office, cubicle, or cage and find the object that looks like it has the highest burn factor. Grab hold of it the way you would grab onto destiny or certain happiness. Bring the object to you. Breathe into its ear and rub your chin alongside it’s temple. Talk to it. Pet it. Apologize to it for what you’re about to do.

Mash it to bits.

Splay the remains on a large sheet of alumunium foil and roll it up using a variety of popular joint-making techniques – The Spangler Method, The Swedish Method, and the Japanese Method among them.

Light one end, but not the same that you intend to smoke from.

Depending on the type and volume of lead-based paint, teflon fiber, and carpet shag that you have elected to smoke, your high may be somewhat higher or lower than your friend’s. We were assuming that, in the spirit of community and just generally being “right on,” that you would be inviting someone else to join you in this enterprise.

Sit back and watch the planes of time and space peel apart from each other like the pages of your favorite porno mag.

…

A dreamer is made, not born.

Do your work, but cover it with a splendid game.

II.

The wall that divides the neighboring lofts of love and hate is a thin, thin wall. And we press our ears against it – when on one side – hoping to hear truth from the cold hum of the other side.

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on 07 Aug 2005 at 7:50 pm1 Gregory

Interesting. The painting that is. One look at it and I could tell that it is life itself. A babe peaks out from its mother’s womb, covered with all of that gross stuff that resides down there. And with eyes wide open, he makes his first assessment of all that lies before him and is paralyzed with fear. It’s sorta like getting up in the morning, isn’t it?
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