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On Natural Causes

July 10, 2005 by discocisco

Remember when Nelson Mandela said something about how we are afraid of our power, not of our potential failure? Well, I don’t buy it. I actually run around this world being more afraid of work I haven’t done. So there you have it. A wonderful excuse for why I will not be writing an original earnest statement today.

What I CAN do is regurgitate and little something for you. It’s called Butch. These are a couple of excerpts from it.

A couple of years ago, I used to work in close proximity to a cat, who among other things, was on his way out. He was so old and broken down that it was hard to know what his personality had ever consisted of. You know how old people do that? They’re tired of being flashy - or just open - so they just sit around breaking down further. Well that’s what Butch did. Before our very eyes.

Whereas I had never so much as thought about touching the old fleabag, I grew very attached to him in his final weeks - and he to me. In particular, he liked my red messenger bag, which I kept at my feet. He would saunter over, bad gas in ass, and would plop down on the red bag. I knew it was over then. He was trying to find just the right place to die.

Whatever he did on that bag remains a mystery to me, but this is god honest truth: from that moment forward, it became a huge source of interest for the feline species. When visiting cat-owning friends, the bag inevitably becomes a resting place. It’s like a wailing wall for kitties, and I carry it on my back. I’m a proud man, if a little reluctant.

So here are some excerpts from the book that I made to commemorate the life of the first cat I actually liked.

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Butchcover

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on 10 Jul 2005 at 6:08 pm1 Chris

It’s nice to see that, even after being dead for four years, the memory of Butch has been kept alive. While he never made it to the silver screen like he had always talked about, he has now been immortalized on the world wide web. I wonder what Tiffany would think?
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