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On a Rat’s Ass

July 12, 2005 by discocisco

I want to go on record as saying that I don’t give a rat’s ass that the Harry Potter book is coming out at 12:01 am on Saturday, July 16, 2005. And if YOU do, I don’t want your readership anymore. There. I’ve said it.

I can’t believe a judge used Canadian tax-payer money to formulate and dispense an edict requiring consumers who purchased the book a week ago (by way of a retailer’s mistake) to:

1) not share the book
2) not talk about the book
3) not read the book

Um, okay.

I also heard that if any of those consumers blab about the book, the judge is totally going to punish them by casting a spell which barrs them from playing Dungeons and Dragons for the rest of their sad, nerdy lives.

It’s just like Canada to strike a pose on the stage of world news this week with a power-mime move. It’s not hard to imagine why - with London, the Basque country, Lebanon and Iraq all still quaking from bombs.

But the Harry Potter early-release fiasco is hardly a bomb, Canada. It’s hardly a bomb.

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Harry Potter doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you either, HaTeR!!!1!

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