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On the Zero Sum of Mango and Rum

June 4, 2005 by discocisco

It is not often that I can recline in my faux-denim desk chair with a feeling of complete satisfaction. And why should I? With all the unconsumed alcohol and pornography laying unclaimed in the world, it would be nearly criminal to relax.

But tonight, there is cause for celebration. My personal Sabbath has begun this week with the completion of a song whose previous refusal to congeal has come to an end. My deepest, most heartfelt thanks go out to the makers of Malibu Caribbean Rum (With Natural Coconut Flavor) and the makers of Kerns Mango Nectar. Without both of their finely refined beverage products, the song would still be sitting in the unfinished pile.

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If you have never shagged an island hottie or burned your stick on tropical love lava, then let me be the first to suggest a tall, refreshing tumbler of Mango Nectar and Rum. It makes everything – and I do mean everything – okay.

Remember the headphone rule. Grandpa doesn’t wanna see anyone get hurt.

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