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On Dangling From Dear Life

May 10, 2005 by discocisco

I am suffering as you read this. I woke up an hour-and-a-half late this morning, I ran out of gas about a block from work, a woman with no teeth and one huge debt problem (in the form of a Cadillac Escalade) nearly ran me over while I was refilling my gas tank, my chicken sandwich tasted like unfiltered ass, and the product for dry skin which I am attempting to market refuses to submit.

At this rate, I am quite certain that I will be coming down with polio by end-of-day (EOD).

I made music with the men of Yogantang last night. I shared with them my concern about our recent migration from the original band name of Bonobobo. Nobody was really enthused about changing the name back to Bonobobo so we brainstormed together and came up with the name: Yogatangobingobobo. I think things are really getting out of control with the boys.

This job of mine, the always already looming freelance deadlines, the loss of my favorite tight sweater… all of these things are plaguing me at the moment. I’m thinking about hanging up this blogging thing. I just don’t think I’m cut out for it.

Actually, nevermind. I just need to hit that can of vicodin a little harder. I need to put my nose to the proverbial grindstone and produce.

How about a Haiku for you?

Oh little burro
pregnant with low-grade chicken
you hurt me inside.

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You can’t hang up the blogging. I would miss you.
on 22 May 2005 at 11:08 am2 Peaches Christ

You can’t stop blogging. How else will I know what’s going on with you since you DON’T CALL ME BACK.

Also, I want one of those chicken sandwiches! Sound de-lish.
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