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On Singing Springtime Sad Happy Chicken Songs

April 17, 2005 by discocisco

Few holes in this world are as happy as those that are filled with fried chicken. It is nothing less than manna from the sky. And for this reason, no sorrow is deeper than the loss of fried chicken.

I was walking around in the park today with an entire bucketful of crispy and delectable KFC, handing it out to interested strangers who I had hoped would remember me as “that nice weird guy that handed us fried chicken in the park that day.”

So lost did I become in my smug community service that I tripped over and spilled the entire bucket onto a group of innocent bystanders, and on some innocent grass as well. The entire community cried with me. So I came home and wrote a song about my pain, and you can listen to it on www.greatbigpicture.com

Remember. Wear headphones. I don’t want you exposing innocent eavesdroppers to Unfuckable Jenny tunes.

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on 23 Apr 2005 at 11:08 am1 Peaches Christ

Girl-isco,

I love your chicken song and want to pitch my music video idea to you. It involves a dramatic and slow-motion reenactment of the inspirational event in the park. Obviously right?

But just wait until the entire park (thousands of people) are joining hands, united by chicken and Cisco, swaying to the chorus and celebrating park unity.

Vegetarians no longer exist. Vegans. What’s that?

Everyone will eat your chicken.

XO
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