On Becoming a Bull’s-Eye for the F*ck Dart
March 17, 2005 by discocisco
Ludwig Wittgenstein once said “I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” And that, dear reader, is probably one of the more upbeat translations of the Austrian philosopher’s ich-ing and ach-ing. What a mind as brilliant as Wittgenstein’s could not distill from being in the world, I am sure to fail at. Alas, I also do not know why we are here. But I’m pretty sure that you should seem f*ckable.
A reader in New Jersey recently asked me to focus some of my theorizing on the topic of sex. Admittedly, the number of solicitous emails that leave the state of New Jersey is equivalent to the number of people who actually live on the continent, so I should probably be a little more skeptical about the veracity of this appeal. And notwithstanding my recent transformation into a thoroughbred mammalian asexual, I’ll make every attempt to earnestly explore this topic.
In addition to being unsightly and difficult to photograph, sexual intercourse is not really what sex is about. Sex is fundamentally about attraction, and depending on blood alcohol levels, it may fundamentally be about perceived attraction. Intercourse is the catharsis - the tail-end, if you will - of an elaborate and wondrous dance that behavioral scientists such as myself refer to as Trying To Get f*cked.
In later series, I will focus some of my energy on descriptions of the intricate behavioral and biochemical processes at play in attraction. In this this part, however, I will simply offer some “pointers” for how you might elevate your own FF (f*ckability factor).
1. Never assume that you are okay just as you are. Accepting yourself is a beautiful thing, as long as you’re willing to spend significant time and energy effacing and correcting basic problems with your appearance, odor, and general demeanor. Nobody will want to screw you because you know and accept yourself. Perfect is hot, flaws are not.
2. Strategically position homely friends to magnify your own f*ckability. Nothing highlights your strengths more than someone else’s weaknesses. Creating a sharp contrast of “hot” and “not” by bringing along and standing next to an eyesore will significantly increase your chances of getting f*cked. It may also create a favorable by-product perception amongst suitors that you care about the world and that you change it in small, beautiful ways by hanging out with the less fortunate.
3. Be a cast member in at least one porn flick.
4. Don’t use an online screenname that makes you sound like daddy’s little girl or mama’s little boy. If your name is Swoopsie@whatever.com, change it to SwoopsieDownOnMe@whatever.com. If you aren’t sure how to transform your screen name into something more attractive, just put the words “DirtyUrinal” in front of whatever you’re currently using.
5. In interactions with a potential mate, foster an atmosphere of penetration. Save meaningful and respectful communication for your priest. Start a rapport with your mate that focuses on your needs and, more specifically, on how you’re a bottomless cum-bucket.
6. While unaffected behavior may establish a relaxed atmosphere, it may not get you f*cked. Pretend to give your straw oral sex. Put one finger into an “o” shape created by two other fingers and move it in and “in-and-out”motion until your fingers look inflamed with passion.
7. Go to prison and harvest as many same-sex gang-bang jail-bitch experiences as you possibly can.
8. Never go the same bar twice in one week. The line between being an elusive prize and a doorstop is a fine one.
9. Never wear overalls.
10. Champion Dead Fashion Statements (DFS). These may include bolo ties, pocket protectors, fanny packs, and shoes with buckles. But under no circumstances should you attempt to revive more than one DFS at a single time.
11. Don’t do anything that Whoopie Goldberg has done or would do. That includes channeling the dead, kissing heavily-mustached men who aren’t the least bit attracted to you, and substituting canvas tents for pants.
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but dr. cisco,
i followed your guidelines this afternoon. in order. and i still haven’t gotten f*cked. admittedly, i cheated a bit and combined nos. 3, 5-7. does that matter? oh, what am i to do? are there any jams or jellies (ointments even…) that i could apply, to help with my FF? i’m probably beyond redemption so i understand if there’s nothing more you can do for me. but i just wanted to say thank you for trying to help out the likes of me. you are my salvation.
fuck. yes. i heart theoretica.
Oh Mims. While you may NOT have gotten fucked, you may be on the brink of harvesting unavoidable riches. If you really DID combine numbers 3 and 7, I have reason to believe that, as unthrottled as you may be, you will soon be quite rich.
Dr. Cisco
SwoopsieDownOnMe — Bwah!!
Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me I am not supposed to say f*ck in my blog? Now you got me scared.
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